January 14, 2008
The Pepper Menace
As I chopped a yellow bell pepper in half, I discovered a something strange growing in the center of it. At first glance it looked like a chicken wing. After a careful incision I was able to remove the growth and analyze it further. It resembled a chest burster from the Alien movies.
I decided to see if my vegetarian friend Peter Walter had ever seen something like this in a bell pepper before. He had never seen anything like it, but also noted to me that he didn’t eat bell peppers that often. Intrigued by the Pepper Menace, Peter decided to keep it frozen in his refrigerator. I claim no responsibility for what happens to Peter if the Menace grows into a giant monster and eats him.
Cheers!
:)
